Michael Dellomo is actually a malevolent being from another dimension
sent to this planet for nefarious purposes. His early attempts at
disguising his true nature were less than successful (above). Since
then he has managed to perfect the persona of a cranky old guy.
He would prefer to teach ENTS 666 but makes due with other wireless
classes. When not terrorizing ENTS students, he has been known to
strike fear into the hearts of drivers everywhere by getting behind
the wheel of an automobile. In his spare time, he enjoys devouring
small children (below).